Thursday, 3 September 2009

Who will play me in a film?

If Mr Hot Shot Director wandered up to me and said, 'Hey I wanna make a film of your life.' Who'd get the starring role? I’ve struggled with this, yes really struggled, and not found an actor who’d cover all the bases to my satisfaction. Suggestions of Dawn French (for her personality) is part way there, but not the whole deal and I want the whole deal. It’s my life story after all. I can’t think of one short, curly-haired brunette with my enthusiasm and comedic zest, so I’m going for a willowy brunette (Anne Hathaway look-a-like) with Dawn French on set as character advisor.

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